thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

so-few-words:

unamusedsloth:

Full video here.

they make it look so graceful

Who am I? WHO AM I? I AM THE GUARDIAN OF LOST SOULS! I AM THE POWERFUL, THE PLEASURABLE, THE INDESTRUCTABLE MUSHU!

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

oodmoodfood:

cat boss rests at the bottom. he will not be climbing for his bed like some filthy kitty plebian, no way. cat mercenary sits coiled like a spring at the top, ready to defend the six average joe mafia cats chilling below. 

oodmoodfood:

cat boss rests at the bottom. he will not be climbing for his bed like some filthy kitty plebian, no way. cat mercenary sits coiled like a spring at the top, ready to defend the six average joe mafia cats chilling below. 

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

secretgreensoda:

jamisbest:

holmestiel-love:

lilflappyhands:

mrs-cucumberbachelor:

oceansilhouette:

Cute little marshmallows 

this makes me so happy


Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

oh ok

I don’t know man all the other marshmallows look kinda freaked out.

10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

jwtumbles:

my sister and i were pulling weeds in the yard this morning and i got distracted

4gifs:

Yawning is contagious. [video]

4gifs:

Yawning is contagious. [video]